Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body

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PostYour weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Tomous » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:21 am

Friday: staying in, finish last 4 episodes of Stranger Things and maybe Spider-Man on PS4

Saturday: at a wedding...and I love a wedding, but as I mentioned yesterday there’s not gonna be any booze at all :dread:

Sunday: lunch at a family friends and squash in the evening

Forum member: Jazzem, keep it in the family,”3// likely to rat me out.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Hexx » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:23 am

Footloose and fancy free all weekend other than chores - so probably too much video games.

Jenuall. His monster paws would leave finger prints everywhere, so he'd be easy to frame.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Rax » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:56 am

The garden needs some attention so Ill get to that at some stage, going all Michelin star fancy for my birthday dinner Saturday night, might go see Toy Story 4 with the kids on Sunday.

Denster strikes me as a man who could clean up a mess if it was needed.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Moggy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:57 am

Tonight: Nothing
Tomorrow: Bristol Gay Pride
Sunday: Recovering from a hangover

Forum member that I’d call to help hide a dead body? Denster, he has done it before and so is the most experienced.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Tafdolphin » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:01 am

Tonight: might stream, might do nothing
Tomorrow: helping a friend move, babysitting a cat
Sunday: no idea

Dead body removal, let's say...Steve.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Preezy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:03 am

Tonight - chill
Saturday - nacho nacho night, I'm going to have a nacho night
Sunday - BBQ at my mum's, probably

Forum member that I’d call to help hide a dead body? That's breaking the first rule of killing someone - never tell another living soul AND I WOULD KNOW I'VE KILLED PLENTY... gooseberry fool

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by IAmTheSaladMan » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:06 am

Friday: Beers and Dragon Quest XI
Saturday: Sleep the beer off, wake up at noon, do some laundry and maybe clean my bathroom
Sunday: Going to a retro gaming convention

As for the dead body, not sure. I'm not that active round here so I don't really know any of you that well.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by VlaSoul » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:01 pm

going to a wedding on a sunday so that should be fun

uhhhhh that's about it idk i guess ill pay minecraft on every other day and just general wallow in my misery

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by OrangeRKN » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:21 pm

I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Moggy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:49 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body


The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Jenuall » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:11 pm

Moggy wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body


The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

:lol:

Think of how many vacuum cleaners Richard would get though tidying up a murder scene - Dyson shares would be through the roof!

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Moggy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:16 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body


The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

:lol:

Think of how many vacuum cleaners Richard would get though tidying up a murder scene - Dyson shares would be through the roof!


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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:35 pm

Friday - drinks with work
Saturday - drinks with friends
Sunday - hangover, shopping, ironing, washing up, cleaning, hoovering, cooking and every other strawberry floating thing that needs doing every week

Preezy was the first recruit to the alliance in a recent forum game and he proved his loyalty then, so I'd happily have him as my 'bury a dead body' buddy bro 8-).

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Ironhide » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:00 pm

Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Vermilion » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:02 pm

Disappointed that no one wants my help, especially when you consider the abundance of available woodland around here.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Moggy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:04 pm

Ironhide wrote:Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.


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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Ironhide » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:10 pm

Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.


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Now, you've got to starve the pigs for at least five days and you've got to remove the hair, teeth and fingernails 'cause that stuffs no good for the piggies digestion ....

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Corazon de Leon » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:20 pm

Friday - getting a pizza in with the mrs, cleaning the flat a bit and chilling out.

Saturday - hopefully playing some randomised ROMS during the day, then a few beers with family members at night.

Sunday - Recovering, going through wedding stuff and making sure we’re absolutely sorted in terms of preparation for next week.

Forumite for dead body removal - genuinely tough question. Between Bunni, who might have medical knowledge that can help, and Banjo who is utterly amoral.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Denster » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:30 pm

Thanks for the votes.

Today: working
Tomorrow: Chilling.
Sunday: Working.

Forumite for dead body removal - Got to be Mommy.

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PostRe: Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body
by Sandy » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:52 pm

Friday: Recovering from the summer work party last night.

Saturday: Brother's 30th Birthday party.

Sunday: Going to Tanzania for 3 weeks.

Jawa would help me dispose of a body.


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