Your weekend plans...and the forum member you’d call to help you hide a dead body

[Tomous]

Friday: staying in, finish last 4 episodes of Stranger Things and maybe Spider-Man on PS4

Saturday: at a wedding...and I love a wedding, but as I mentioned yesterday there’s not gonna be any booze at all

Sunday: lunch at a family friends and squash in the evening

Forum member: Jazzem, keep it in the family,”3// likely to rat me out.

[Hexx]

Footloose and fancy free all weekend other than chores - so probably too much video games.

Jenuall. His monster paws would leave finger prints everywhere, so he'd be easy to frame.

[Rax]

The garden needs some attention so Ill get to that at some stage, going all Michelin star fancy for my birthday dinner Saturday night, might go see Toy Story 4 with the kids on Sunday.

Denster strikes me as a man who could clean up a mess if it was needed.

[Moggy]

Tonight: Nothing
Tomorrow: Bristol Gay Pride
Sunday: Recovering from a hangover

Forum member that I’d call to help hide a dead body? Denster, he has done it before and so is the most experienced.

[Tafdolphin]

Tonight: might stream, might do nothing
Tomorrow: helping a friend move, babysitting a cat
Sunday: no idea

Dead body removal, let's say...Steve.

[Preezy]

Tonight - chill
Saturday - nacho nacho night, I'm going to have a nacho night
Sunday - BBQ at my mum's, probably

Forum member that I’d call to help hide a dead body? That's breaking the first rule of killing someone - never tell another living soul AND I WOULD KNOW I'VE KILLED PLENTY... gooseberry fool

[Cumberdanes]

Friday: Beers and Dragon Quest XI
Saturday: Sleep the beer off, wake up at noon, do some laundry and maybe clean my bathroom
Sunday: Going to a retro gaming convention

As for the dead body, not sure. I'm not that active round here so I don't really know any of you that well.

[VlaSoul]

going to a wedding on a sunday so that should be fun

uhhhhh that's about it idk i guess ill pay minecraft on every other day and just general wallow in my misery

[OrangeRKN]

I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body

[Moggy]

I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body

The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

[Jenuall]

I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body

The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

Think of how many vacuum cleaners Richard would get though tidying up a murder scene - Dyson shares would be through the roof!

[Moggy]

I bet RichardUK would help me hide a dead body

The idea is to hide the body, not drape it in an easily spotted Union Jack.

Think of how many vacuum cleaners Richard would get though tidying up a murder scene - Dyson shares would be through the roof!

This was by far the cleanest crime scene we had ever seen. Not even the slightest trace of blood, hair or any other DNA evidence.

However we managed to track down the suspect and his accomplice thanks to the accomplice leaving behind 3 Apple wireless charging pads, 2 vacuum cleaners, a 6ft Union Jack and 17 Apple gift cards. Once we found those items, we knew exactly who we needed to talk to.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Friday - drinks with work
Saturday - drinks with friends
Sunday - hangover, shopping, ironing, washing up, cleaning, hoovering, cooking and every other strawberry floating thing that needs doing every week

Preezy was the first recruit to the alliance in a recent forum game and he proved his loyalty then, so I'd happily have him as my 'bury a dead body' buddy bro .

[Ironhide]

Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.

[Vermilion]

Disappointed that no one wants my help, especially when you consider the abundance of available woodland around here.

[Moggy]

Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.

[Ironhide]

Today: play Stardew Valley, finish watching Stranger Things S3
Saturday: play Stardew Valley
Sunday: play Stardew Valley

Forum member I'd call to hide a dead body: anyone who lives near a pig farm or has access to barrels of acid.

Now, you've got to starve the pigs for at least five days and you've got to remove the hair, teeth and fingernails 'cause that stuffs no good for the piggies digestion ....

[Corazon de Leon]

Friday - getting a pizza in with the mrs, cleaning the flat a bit and chilling out.

Saturday - hopefully playing some randomised ROMS during the day, then a few beers with family members at night.

Sunday - Recovering, going through wedding stuff and making sure we’re absolutely sorted in terms of preparation for next week.

Forumite for dead body removal - genuinely tough question. Between Bunni, who might have medical knowledge that can help, and Banjo who is utterly amoral.

[Denster]

Thanks for the votes.

Today: working
Tomorrow: Chilling.
Sunday: Working.

Forumite for dead body removal - Got to be Mommy.

[Sandy]

Friday: Recovering from the summer work party last night.

Saturday: Brother's 30th Birthday party.

Sunday: Going to Tanzania for 3 weeks.

Jawa would help me dispose of a body.