Your Worst Ever Birthday Present

A £20 Woolworths Voucher a year after they closed from my step brother. He said it was a collectors item and would be worth more in years to come.

imbusydoctorwho wrote:A £20 Woolworths Voucher a year after they closed from my step brother. He said it was a collectors item and would be worth more in years to come.

Albear wrote:A Friend of a friend recieved one of those packets of 4 muffins you get from Asda for like £1.

For her 40th Birthday

From her husband

who had obviously forgotton and bought it on his way home from work.

He had also eaten 2 of them in the car.

Legend.

Victor Mildew wrote:I wonder if you can guess who was the clear favourite out of the two of us....

My dad drunkenly told me at my mum's funeral that they thought I was going to be a girl, so decorated the nursery room for a girl, bought girls baby clothes and stuff, so when I was born they hadn't even thought of a name and were strawberry floating gutted to have me. You should see the photos of mum holding me as a new born, it's basically this

Don't worry, they got what they wanted soon after!

Its probably for the best your sister was born, imagine what their disappointment could have resulted in.

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

imbusydoctorwho wrote:A £20 Woolworths Voucher a year after they closed from my step brother. He said it was a collectors item and would be worth more in years to come.

Do you actually live in a comedy series? If so, when's it being aired and what channel?

Ironhide wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I wonder if you can guess who was the clear favourite out of the two of us....

My dad drunkenly told me at my mum's funeral that they thought I was going to be a girl, so decorated the nursery room for a girl, bought girls baby clothes and stuff, so when I was born they hadn't even thought of a name and were strawberry floating gutted to have me. You should see the photos of mum holding me as a new born, it's basically this

Don't worry, they got what they wanted soon after!

Its probably for the best your sister was born, imagine what their disappointment could have resulted in.

forcing you to wear girls clothes all day and changing your name to susan was just the beginning...

One of my brothers friends once bought him a drinking game and some fancy vodka. My brother who doesn't drink anymore because of alcohol abuse.

Vermilion wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

Yep

Victor Mildew wrote:

Vermilion wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

Yep

Thought so, pretty sure i'd seen that traffic cone somewhere before.

Victor Mildew wrote:

Vermilion wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

Yep

It is true, my town does indeed have a 70's precinct containing a Poundland, Superdrug, and TheWorks.

Albear wrote:A Friend of a friend recieved one of those packets of 4 muffins you get from Asda for like £1.

For her 40th Birthday

From her husband

who had obviously forgotton and bought it on his way home from work.

He had also eaten 2 of them in the car.

My dad got my mum four new tyres for her car for their 30th wedding anniversary. He sold the car without telling her a month later.

Disappointed Tragic hasn't posted about his novelty guitar.

more heat than light wrote:Disappointed Tragic hasn't posted about his novelty guitar.

He's too busy eating biscuits with his brother.

idk if this counts but whatever

For my 17th birthday my asian parents decided I would recieve nothing because my academic performance was poor or some gooseberry fool(and boy was it ever), so I bought myself a video game from amazon with some money I had from work over the holidays. I went home to find the box ripped open because them going through my mail was normal back then (the monthly bank statements in uni were worse lmao) and then they berated me for ten minutes or something for... buying a video game I guess?

the game itself was almost as disappointing as my grades at the end of that year

Professional Cricket Bowling Machine

I had and still have no idea why my Father thought I would want it, it was the most bizarre gift I have ever received

Cuttooth wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:

Vermilion wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

Yep

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSHc59O_BLM[/youtbe]

That's killed me

A book shop run by people with a suspicion of books. So true.

Cuttooth wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:

Vermilion wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:I can't tell you exactly where they came from too, as there's this crap shop in Clark's village that has that kind of tat sat to the sides of the queue (it's primarily a book shop)

TheWorks?

Yep

it's exactly that.