YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?

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PostYouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Godzilla » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:23 pm

So I was getting petrol on the way home and about to get myself a honeycomb Yorkie for the glove box when I saw the unthinkable....

A smiling face advertising new American chocolate.

The face looked like an AI generated geography teacher. Gleaming white teeth and dead eyes like a shark.

He's done a deal with Asda and Spar to sell them in the UK. They are already looking to become hot sellers. So will you be gobbling one down? Is £2.00 for 60g of chocolate a piss take?

https://groceries.asda.com/search/Mr%20 ... h-mr-beast

Also one of the flavours is called.....Deez Nuts. :fp:

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Preezy » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:27 pm

I'd rather eat my own gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Ironhide » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:34 pm

I'd rather eat Prezzy's gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Robbo-92 » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:36 pm

That'll sell depressingly well, much like the obsession with Prime drinks, so many people just fall for the advertising and then can't think of anything else.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Rex Kramer » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:37 pm

American chocolate is generally strawberry floating awful (Hersheys being particularly grim) so I'll take a pass.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Zilnad » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:48 pm

What a banana split

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by KK » Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:51 pm

Don’t know who he is, don’t care, won’t be buying it. Had Hersheys and the cookies and cream one was just about passable, but the rest of the range set the standard for worst chocolate of all time. It really does smell of sick.

Cadbury’s Dairy Milk (not all these ‘quirky’ variants), Green and Black’s, Galaxy, Marks and Spencer Swiss and if I’m feeling in a giving mood (we’ll, that and it’s on promotion…), the incredibly expensive Tony’s.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Moggy » Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:03 pm

I've no idea who he is and have zero desire to pay that much money for shitty looking chocolate.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Tomous » Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:31 pm

American chocolate :dread:

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by Tomous » Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:32 pm

Moggy wrote:I've no idea who he is and have zero desire to pay that much money for shitty looking chocolate.


He's the YouTuber with the most subscribers

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by Knoyleo » Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:51 pm

Tomous wrote:
Moggy wrote:I've no idea who he is and have zero desire to pay that much money for shitty looking chocolate.


He's the YouTuber with the most subscribers

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Vermilion » Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:53 pm

I'm not familiar with his work, but i hate him already.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Monkey Man » Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:18 pm



I think this was the only vid I've seen of his.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by jawa_ » Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:26 pm

MrBeast has estimated wealth of $100m and rising; income now estimated at around $50m each year, with YouTube advert money bringing in $3m every month.

I won't be buying that chocolate :lol: .

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Tsunade » Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:43 pm

Tomous wrote:American chocolate :dread:

\o

My dad sent me some chocolate over from the US when I was a kid. I've never tasted chocolate so foul!

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Zilnad » Tue Jul 18, 2023 10:12 pm

This is one of the things I dread most about having a child. That they'll grow up and get sucked in by all this Mr Beast/Logan Paul/Andrew Tate strawberry floating bullshit.

Absolute strawberry floating scum

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jul 18, 2023 10:21 pm

Youtube face.
American chocolate.

Two of the worst things in history, together at last.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by site23 » Wed Jul 19, 2023 6:51 am

There's a particular style of YouTubing which revolves around saying "wow, look how rich I am!" to children still impressionable enough to believe that's a cool thing to do. In a just society, the people making these videos would be exiled to some kind of prison-mine to break rocks all day.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by Tomous » Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:21 am

Zilnad wrote:This is one of the things I dread most about having a child. That they'll grow up and get sucked in by all this Mr Beast/Logan Paul/Andrew Tate strawberry floating bullshit.

Absolute strawberry floating scum



Tate is a lot worse than those other two. Fingers crossed he'll be sent to jail for a long time within the next year or two.

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PostRe: YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?
by jawa_ » Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:31 am

site23 wrote:There's a particular style of YouTubing which revolves around saying "wow, look how rich I am!" to children still impressionable enough to believe that's a cool thing to do. In a just society, the people making these videos would be exiled to some kind of prison-mine to break rocks all day.

Bang on!

"Look at my new video where I spend $452k on Switch accessories!" :fp: .


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