Relationships Thread

Well i had staff training this afternoon - so i thought at least i wont bump into that girl. Wrong - she was on it too. She knew i was pissed at her too. She asked me afterward if i was ok and obviously didn't believe me as i got back to the ward and she emailed me to ask the same. I replied "No actually I'm not - but it's nothing for you to worry about"

Hmm.
strawberry floated up days at the moment.

I know you've never seen me on this site before and this has nothing to do with the subject as it is now, but this is important as something has been bought to my attention.

On July 29th 2010, JK wrote (sorry, I don't know how to get the "quote" function up, very new to this site):

"What's the best way of getting your girlfriend to lose a bit of weight? Obviously I'm not going to just come out and say 'ere love, you're getting a bit podgy ain't ya' and since she does all the cooking I can't really control portion size or fat content or anything like that. Hmm".

To which someone replied something like "Is her weight really becoming a problem or are you just shallow?"

I AM (WAS) JK's GIRLFRIEND. I am a UK size 8/10, my BMI is in the normal range and has been that size ever since the start of our relationship five years ago.

So I think we can all conclude that JK is being a strawberry floating shallow horrible, horrible lying git.

Discuss. Preferably at length, and at his shallow and stupid expense.

Yunalesca wrote:I know you've never seen me on this site before and this has nothing to do with the subject as it is now, but this is important as something has been bought to my attention.

On July 29th 2010, JK wrote (sorry, I don't know how to get the "quote" function up, very new to this site):

"What's the best way of getting your girlfriend to lose a bit of weight? Obviously I'm not going to just come out and say 'ere love, you're getting a bit podgy ain't ya' and since she does all the cooking I can't really control portion size or fat content or anything like that. Hmm".

To which someone replied something like "Is her weight really becoming a problem or are you just shallow?"

I AM (WAS) JK's GIRLFRIEND. I am a UK size 8/10, my BMI is in the normal range and has been that size ever since the start of our relationship five years ago.

So I think we can all conclude that JK is being a strawberry floating shallow horrible, horrible lying git.

Discuss. Preferably at length, and at his shallow and stupid expense.

I hope to god you're not a troll. Also post pics please.

MEGATON

omg wtf lol

*popcorn.gif*

What are the chances this is StayDead and another of his "hilarious" jokes? (Apologies if you're genuine, Yunalesca.)

Oh Teh Noes wrote:What are the chances this is StayDead and another of his "hilarious" jokes? (Apologies if you're genuine, Yunalesca.)

You've got to stop your staydead obsession, it's getting creepy.

Sadly enough, I'm genuine. I live with JK in a flat in Manchester. I don't know how I can prove that it's not a joke, because I don't know what other gems of information he's garnished this site with. He's doing a PhD in Microbiology, his real first name is John.

How would you even find that out? Did you break up and then decide to riffle though your exes laptop or something?

Yunalesca wrote:Sadly enough, I'm genuine. I live with JK in a flat in Manchester. I don't know how I can prove that it's not a joke, because I don't know what other gems of information he's garnished this site with. He's doing a PhD in Microbiology, his real first name is John.

post tits whilst holding a copy of his birth certificate

Saying it was "brought my attention" suggests somebody told her.

Hmm

Well if you've gained weight since when you two first starting going out then maybe it's not just him being shallow. That was the girl he liked first, it's the whole package.

Consquences will never be the same.

We need the Internet police to backtrace this.

Remember everyone, it's bros before hoes until she gets her boobs out.

gooseberry fool got real.

I'm not posting any pictures becasue unlike JK, I'm not an idiot. I found out because he left his computer open and on this thread. Not on that post but didn't take long to see what he'd been posting on the thread.

It shouldn't matter if I'm lying about my size or not, going around public forums declaring your girlfriend is putting on weight is just not on.

I'm exactly the same size I was when we started going out.

You should prove it with some before and after pics.

Naked.

Fatty.

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