The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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by Squinty » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:29 pm

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

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by Qikz » Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:04 pm

Squinty wrote:I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.


Was it a clown car?

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by Squinty » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:16 pm

Qikz wrote:
Squinty wrote:I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.


Was it a clown car?


Are you saying I live in a circus :capnscotty: :lol:

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit :dread:

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by Qikz » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:41 pm

Squinty wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Squinty wrote:I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.


Was it a clown car?


Are you saying I live in a circus :capnscotty: :lol:

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit :dread:


I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car


I read this as they were all inside his car at the same time. :toot:

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by Moggy » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:55 pm

Squinty wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Squinty wrote:I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.


Was it a clown car?


Are you saying I live in a circus :capnscotty: :lol:

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit :dread:


That's not rioting, that's dogging.

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by Squinty » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:25 pm

Moggy wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Squinty wrote:I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.


Was it a clown car?


Are you saying I live in a circus :capnscotty: :lol:

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit :dread:


That's not rioting, that's dogging.


That would explain the amount of dicks I seen about.

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by Drumstick » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:38 pm

Waiting for today's Costa Woman update

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by imbusydoctorwho » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:32 pm

The bins where emptied this morning and they didn't empty her bins today as she put the wrong stuff in it, so she sent the kids out with bags of rubbish and put them in other neighbours bins. She had a load of folks having a go at her and she said it's not her problem, all the bags of rubbish are outside her house now.

Last night a couple of her kids knocked on our door and asked if we could give them some crisps as they'd run out, we told them to go tell their mother to buy them. Anyway the old guy next door gave the kids some money and they ran off. Turned out they asked a load of neighbours last night and they made about £30 out of it.

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by Prototype » Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:40 pm

Sure

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by imbusydoctorwho » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:21 pm

I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

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by Moggy » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:23 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

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Fags, KFC and crisps :datass:

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:25 pm

The dogshit bag is a nice touch

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by Vermilion » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:26 pm

Moggy wrote:Fags, KFC and crisps :datass:


The three most important food groups! :datass:

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by JCDenton » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:27 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

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Sure

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by Zilnad » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:36 pm

Looks like a shot from a 90's sitcom with all that bloom.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:36 pm

Now I really want a KFC :shifty:.

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by JCDenton » Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:37 pm

You can have this soy food.

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by DarkRula » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:54 am

Sounds like a real nightmare to have to deal with. Hopefully you can get moving, and fast.

I'm kinda thankful that living here for 20 years has seen very few problems. There is a house available, though, but I doubt there'll be any trouble with whoever moves in.

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by rinks » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:52 pm

My neighbour has just been strawberry floating his dog up the ass in the middle of the street, while his wife frigged herself and their son filmed it. Then they had a Nando’s delivered, and sodomised the delivery driver with a chicken leg, before asking me to tip him.

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by Zilnad » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:53 pm

Not gonna lie, reading that gave me a semi.


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