TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)

Fed up talking videogames? Why?
User avatar
Frank
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Frank » Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:37 am

Is he in your own personal space? You'd think that if he's blocking someone's only-for-them space that it'd be a case of getting in touch with the landlords or whoever owns the car park and getting them to do their job and actually enforce the "this space is for this person and this person only" rule, but that's probably unlikely to happen :dread:

Image
User avatar
Cuttooth
Emeritus
Joined in 2008

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Cuttooth » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:04 am

Alright yeah sure if they're taking up a singular allocated space then they're taking the piss. Even then if it's not actually being used by the resident overnight I revert back to not really being that bothered until they're blocking the regular occupant from parking and refusing to move.

User avatar
Buffalo
Emeritus
Joined in 2008

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Buffalo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:21 am

What if he’s dealing drugs out of his van, bringing loads of dodgepots to Jawa’s doorstep? Some toerag eyes up some of the flats, maybe Jawa’s…boom, breaks in.
Hypothetical aye, but…I’d chase him too.

Image
User avatar
Victor Mildew
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:42 am

I for one welcome our van squatting overlords.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
User avatar
Rocsteady
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Rocsteady » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:58 am

Buffalo wrote:What if he’s dealing drugs out of his van, bringing loads of dodgepots to Jawa’s doorstep? Some toerag eyes up some of the flats, maybe Jawa’s…boom, breaks in.
Hypothetical aye, but…I’d chase him too.

What :lol:

Image
User avatar
Rocsteady
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Rocsteady » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:59 am

All my drug dealers tend to live in conspicuous campervans

Image
User avatar
Buffalo
Emeritus
Joined in 2008

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Buffalo » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:59 am

It happens *shrug*

Image
User avatar
Corazon de Leon
Doctor ♥
Joined in 2008
AKA: Deadpool / sntaa

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Corazon de Leon » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:00 am

Rocsteady wrote:All my drug dealers tend to live in conspicuous campervans


Have you even bought drugs if you didn't get them from a campervan in Jawa's car park?

Image
User avatar
Victor Mildew
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:07 am

Rocsteady wrote:All my drug dealers tend to live in conspicuous campervans


Can confirm.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
jawaX
Member
Joined in 2021

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by jawaX » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:32 am

Cuttooth wrote:If there was a park next to your flats that had a public car park (albeit almost certainly privately owned by someone) and he went there, presumably you would have no problem with him doing that?

Yes; if someone was parking/living on public land then I would have no problem with that. If someone is parking/living on my (our) private land, I do have a problem with that.

The guy may have problems and need a bit of support. Perhaps he is laying injured in the back of the van and needs medical attention. Maybe he is undertaking a sit-in in support of anti-capitalism movements. Equally, perhaps he is setting up a fascist HQ. As he has been there for four days and won't communicate, the first step is to contact the police and they can determine what help may be required, whether he is allowed to park and live in someone's car park and then the way forward.

User avatar
PatSharpsMullet
Member
Joined in 2008
AKA: PatSharpsMullet
Location: Hove

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by PatSharpsMullet » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:54 am

There's a chance he could be breeding wasps and parakeets, before he inevitably creates a wasp parakeet hybrid.

Image
jawaX
Member
Joined in 2021

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by jawaX » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:00 am

Doing a bit of digging online, it seems that:

> The police might not wanna know; trespass is a civil matter although they can move people on.
> The council are unlikely to do much as it's not an abandoned vehicle; someone is living in it.
> The way forward is through a civil eviction process via the courts; which takes a lot of time and a fair amount of money. Maybe the guy is a pro and knows this.

Perhaps I could arrange for a few heavies to "encourage" the guy to leave.

Joking. But maybe.

PatSharpsMullet wrote:There's a chance he could be breeding wasps and parakeets, before he inevitably creates a wasp parakeet hybrid.

Wasps, parakeets, people-in-vans... *everyone* wants to live at my gaff.

User avatar
Jenuall
Member
Joined in 2008
AKA: Jenuall
Location: 40 light-years outside of the Exeter nebula
Contact:

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Jenuall » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:03 am

Parawasp, a new Pokémon from the Jawa region!

Officially GRcade's 2nd Best AYAMMM™ Host
Image
User avatar
Victor Mildew
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:05 am

jawaX wrote:Doing a bit of digging online, it seems that:

> The police might not wanna know; trespass is a civil matter although they can move people on.
> The council are unlikely to do much as it's not an abandoned vehicle; someone is living in it.
> The way forward is through a civil eviction process via the courts; which takes a lot of time and a fair amount of money. Maybe the guy is a pro and knows this.

Perhaps I could arrange for a few heavies to "encourage" the guy to leave.

Joking. But maybe.

PatSharpsMullet wrote:There's a chance he could be breeding wasps and parakeets, before he inevitably creates a wasp parakeet hybrid.

Wasps, parakeets, people-in-vans... *everyone* wants to live at my gaff.


The lesson here is, if you ever become homeless, get a van and just move in to someone's private parking space, and nobody will do anything about it :toot:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
User avatar
Tomous
Member
Joined in 2010
AKA: Vampbuster

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Tomous » Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:50 am

Prime users will receive access to the takeaway app’s Deliveroo Plus scheme, which offers free delivery on orders over £25


:shock:

Image
User avatar
DarkRula
Member
Joined in 2018
Contact:

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by DarkRula » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:00 pm

Free delivery on up to £25? Count me in!

Image
Image
User avatar
Errkal
Member
Joined in 2011
Location: Hastings
Contact:

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Errkal » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:03 pm

It's free for a year so don't forget to cancel it the end of the year or you'll be charged.

User avatar
Victor Mildew
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:08 pm

That's a lot of McDonald's food.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
User avatar
Tomous
Member
Joined in 2010
AKA: Vampbuster

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Tomous » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:24 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:That's a lot of McDonald's food.



You're gonna be super busy after this!

Image
User avatar
Victor Mildew
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: TCRT 10: The TCRT Strikes Back (retroactively titled TCRT10: Episode V – The TCRT Strikes Back)
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:29 pm

Everything's coming up Mildew!

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.

Return to “Stuff”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Albear, Christopher, Dowbocop, Edd, Grumpy David, Lime, OrangeMKN, Ploiper, poshrule_uk, Qikz, Squinty and 104 guests