Lex-Man wrote:Shall we all stand for all stand as Tory candidates if we win we can implement communism, nobody will have seen that move.
GRcade manifesto:
1. Bowling is mandatory.
2. Additional parakeets to be released in London. Millions of them.
3. Stool Bloke is the new King.
4. Every building in the county to have a drive-thru installed.
5. War is declared against Vanuatu. No military action takes place but we never ever agree peace terms. Just for the lolz.
6. A role of Minister of Gaming is created. They have no power, they just play games all day.
7. The anniversary of Driv3ergate to be a bank holiday.
8. We will move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge, West London to an even more awkward location.
9. Boris Johnson's birthday will be a bank holiday. Except for him, he will be forced to spend the day eating cake. Non-stop. For the entire 24 hours.
10. The new national Anthem will be a rap song that is composed and performed by eighthours. Dressing as a dog will be optional.