The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

I hate Rey Mysterio. Just strawberry float off already.

I'm glad we get to see the same advert twice. That's good for those people tuning in to this $55 PPV half way through.

Bullshit finish, yawn. I should've gone to bed.

Rewarding finish

PsychicSykes wrote:In advance.

strawberry float off Rey.

Balloon Sod wrote:Jackson really can't work at all. I don't remember him being this bad.

He had some good work on ECW with Christian, and then a couple of really cool squash matches on Smackdown after ECW finished.

Reading through the last 3 or so pages has been great.

I take it the PPV was good in a confusing and gooseberry fool sort of way? MOTN Miz/Danielson?

No one's even mentioned Orton/Barrett :lol:

Last night just reinforced my hatred for Ray. He's a strawberry floating joke.

Just read the results via PWN. strawberry floating Rey always getting the better of Punk.

They'd better start building him up on RAW before it's too late.

What a strawberry floating boring show that was. And things got off to such a great start with the opening match. It was the only thing the crowd were continually into the entire night – the rest of the matches sapping the life out of everyone. The Bragging Rights match had so little crowd heat, it was unbelievable. Well I suppose not, considering the only thing on the line was a trophy, which basically equates to nothing on the line. Probably didn't help that these two teams have fought, in varying forms, throughout the week.

2 unadvertised bonus matches. The tag titles are at stake! Cena is wrestling on this PPV! Lets tell absolutely nobody! So much for that RIVETING Cody Rhodes/Drew McIntrye team. Wow, what a phenomenal run they had. We'll be talking about it for years to come. They've put the tag team titles on someone that's so God-awful in the ring...they rarely let him in the ring. Cena then hit him with the FU anyway for good measure. I laughed.

Buried Alive wasn’t technically the worst buried alive match ever (even though the punches & uppercuts were missing by a country mile)...but nonetheless, was still the worst buried alive match ever. I guess this strawberry floating feud with Kane is going to continue at some point. About 10 minutes before the ending, both men decided to go the wrong way, revealing the projectors that would later shine onto the headstone (TNA would be proud).

And then you had the main event. The main event in which they ballsed-up the simplest thing possible (they managed to go, what, 3 weeks without Cena hitting Barrett? Congratulations). Followed by a DQ finish. Oh, & the entirety of Nexus being taken out (because any heat they may have had beating up Undertaker, can't be there by the end of the evening). And just for good measure Barrett was RKO’d as well.

Not the show you want when you're trying to entice people to buy this stuff on Box Office.

Bragging Rights.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WJ7FZBXL
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3FQ6AJQ9

WWE Bragging Rights
Pell 17
E-Man 17
Adam Pollard 16
Jam Master Jay 11
Goose 11
Hank Scorpio 11
Cattanomics 11
Lonestar 11
Barley 11
Jim 9
Balloon Sod 9
Deadpool 9
Vishvanath 8
Sykes 8
SimonM_89 8
Sw26 8
Mafro 8
ROTS 7
Iron Maiden 7
Skippy 6
Lucien 6
Baron Zemo 6
Teh Bork 5
AJ Styles 5
Mockmaster 4
Drumstick 4
KKLEIN 3

Skippy fails in his attempt to equal ROTS record of three in a row but with Pell winning he now has two on the trot so he could do it next event.

Pell and E-man get the points.

Tag Battle Grand Finale Part 4
Future Endeavour (18)
ROTS (7)
Jam Master Jay (11)

Vs

The Tardies (12)
Mockmaster (4)
~~Jim (9)~~ Mafro (8)

So FINALLY we have tag champions and those are, unsurprisingly...............

ROTS and JMJ

They take away the points. But will those bonus points make any difference to the leaderboard?

GRAPL Leaderboard
Pell 88
Jam Master Jay 85
Skippy 83
ROTS 77
Lucien 76
KKLEIN 76
Goose 75
Hank Scorpio 70
E-Man 69
Iron Maiden 69
Baron Zemo 69
Jim 68
Vishvanath 68
Adam Pollard 66
Cattanomics 65
Balloon Sod 64
Sykes 64
SimonM_89 63
Teh Bork 63
Lonestar 62
Sw26 61
Barley 58
Mockmaster 58
Gaminglegend 57
Deadpool 54
Tomvek 54
Prototype 54
AJ Styles 51
Drumstick 44
Zellery 44
Irene Demova 43
Cuttooth 35
Dante 27
Phatman 25
Fishy 14
Ryan0rz 14
BOHero 14
CuriousOyster 10
Mafro 8
Jay Mysterio 5
Cropolite 2

The tag points have given ROTS and JMJ a boost over Lucien but Pell's solo efforts winning two in a row have seen him to the top. Lucien has slipped down the ladder and he can't blame the tag competition as Pell is top without getting any points from doubles at all. Pell is now the man to beat and has a chance at equalling the record of last years winner. Things are getting interesting.

You both look so happy.

And I came last.

Well Bragging Rights can strawberry float off. Twice over.

PsychicSykes wrote:

You both look so happy.

I was about to start shopping something like that.

:wub:

x99999~

Now if only someone could shop Jim, Mocky and Mafro onto a battered and bruised Team 3D (Spike included). :shifty:

Actually I would have pulled my weight .... so I would say that this tag team was more like ShowMiz ....

me being Big Show doing all the work .... Mocky being the Miz being an all time lucky pretender scrapping by off his partner .... and Maf just being Alex Riley (a full blown amateur rookie nobody)

8-)

Poor Maf. A choice of being either Spike Dudley or Alex Riley.

:lol:

The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

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