Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Jenuall » Fri May 17, 2019 6:50 pm

Right, let's get serious about this. :datass:

Everyone post their nomination for the worst biscuit and I'll add a poll with those options. Depending on the number of suggestions I may even break it into rounds - we need an answer on this people!

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by IAmTheSaladMan » Fri May 17, 2019 6:55 pm

Rich Tea gets my nomination for worst.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Vermilion » Fri May 17, 2019 6:58 pm

Worst biscuit nomination: bourbons.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Xeno » Fri May 17, 2019 7:00 pm

I may upset a few people but the worst without a single doubt in my mind are Oreos, and no they are not cookies, they are gooseberry fool biscuits.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Rex Kramer » Fri May 17, 2019 7:13 pm

Xeno wrote:I may upset a few people but the worst without a single doubt in my mind are Oreos, and no they are not cookies, they are gooseberry fool biscuits.

I've changed my mind from garibaldi to this. Any Brit buying Oreos over any of the fantastic biscuits that are native to the UK deserves having their citizenship revoked.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Jenuall » Fri May 17, 2019 7:30 pm

Some good suggestions, all going down on the list.

I'll give people until Monday to get nominations in!

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by Ironhide » Fri May 17, 2019 7:49 pm

Party Rings.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by Saint of Killers » Fri May 17, 2019 8:01 pm

Oreos are awful too, but they have a redeeming middle. Rich Teas are awful through and through.

Rich Tea gets my vote.

Ironhide wrote:Party Rings.


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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Saint of Killers » Fri May 17, 2019 8:04 pm

Qikz wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Custard Creams, the go-to biscuit of choice for crèches and daycares everywhere throughout the 1990s, are the actual worst.


Nope. Nope. Nope. This is not it. This is just WRONG.


:o It's even more wrong than Party Rings!

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S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Vermilion » Fri May 17, 2019 8:21 pm

Jenuall wrote:Some good suggestions, all going down on the list.

I'll give people until Monday to get nominations in!


Perhaps it should be a biscuit eliminator rather than a poll?

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by more heat than light » Fri May 17, 2019 8:32 pm

Fig Rolls.

jawafour wrote:You definitely have the biggest one, mhtl - it's strawberry-floatin' massive!
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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by Ironhide » Fri May 17, 2019 8:49 pm

more heat than light wrote:Fig Rolls.


Ban request.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by IAmTheSaladMan » Fri May 17, 2019 9:08 pm

Ironhide wrote:
more heat than light wrote:Fig Rolls.


Ban request.


Indeed! Fig Rolls are great.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by more heat than light » Fri May 17, 2019 9:20 pm

I just don't get why they're soft. A biscuit should have a crunch, not taste like it's been left out in the sun for a week. Also I don't mind fruit in a biscuit, but the fig roll has a far too high fruit/biscuit ratio.

jawafour wrote:You definitely have the biggest one, mhtl - it's strawberry-floatin' massive!
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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Jenuall » Fri May 17, 2019 9:51 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Some good suggestions, all going down on the list.

I'll give people until Monday to get nominations in!


Perhaps it should be a biscuit eliminator rather than a poll?

Ooh, now there's an idea!

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Moggy » Fri May 17, 2019 10:03 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Some good suggestions, all going down on the list.

I'll give people until Monday to get nominations in!


Perhaps it should be a biscuit eliminator rather than a poll?


I’m not sure I could vote any out as I think I’ve tried them all.

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Alvin Flummux » Fri May 17, 2019 11:13 pm

Qikz wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Custard Creams, the go-to biscuit of choice for crèches and daycares everywhere throughout the 1990s, are the actual worst.


Nope. Nope. Nope. This is not it. This is just WRONG.


Nope, this is exactly right.

I was denied Bourbons countless times because Custard Creams was all they bought. :x

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? (or: Are Rich Tea biscuits the work of the devil?)
by Snowcannon » Fri May 17, 2019 11:39 pm

Jenuall wrote:Right, let's get serious about this. :datass:

Everyone post their nomination for the worst biscuit and I'll add a poll with those options. Depending on the number of suggestions I may even break it into rounds - we need an answer on this people!


Or maybe a biscuit eliminator :toot:

EDIT: Just seen Verm's reply. I second :P

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by Dual » Fri May 17, 2019 11:46 pm

more heat than light wrote:I just don't get why they're soft. A biscuit should have a crunch, not taste like it's been left out in the sun for a week. Also I don't mind fruit in a biscuit, but the fig roll has a far too high fruit/biscuit ratio.


Wtf am I reading

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PostRe: Worst Biscuit? NOMINATIONS NOW OPEN!
by Saint of Killers » Sat May 18, 2019 6:00 am

I've never had a Fig Roll. They don't look very enticing...

| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

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