Conspiracy Theories

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Diabolito » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:25 pm

Minty14 wrote:
mas22 wrote:HIV was a man-made virus, and that the US government intended to use it to wipe up certain specific parts of the worlds population. The T-Virus would have been more fun.

Gays and Blacks?

one of my friends had a conspiracy theory about aids and hiv. he said that the only way the virus managed to get from the gay population to the straight population was because of vampires drinking the blood of hiv gay men and then drinking the blood of straight people who would then effect straight people of the opposite sex. he's not the smartest of people.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Preezy » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:29 pm

Diabolito wrote:
Minty14 wrote:
mas22 wrote:HIV was a man-made virus, and that the US government intended to use it to wipe up certain specific parts of the worlds population. The T-Virus would have been more fun.

Gays and Blacks?

one of my friends had a conspiracy theory about aids and hiv. he said that the only way the virus managed to get from the gay population to the straight population was because of vampires drinking the blood of hiv gay men and then drinking the blood of straight people who would then effect straight people of the opposite sex. he's not the smartest of people.

The fact that he's one of your friends was all the proof we needed to be honest, but thanks for the story all the same ;)

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Lex-Man » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:15 pm

Preezy wrote:
Diabolito wrote:
Minty14 wrote:
mas22 wrote:HIV was a man-made virus, and that the US government intended to use it to wipe up certain specific parts of the worlds population. The T-Virus would have been more fun.

Gays and Blacks?

one of my friends had a conspiracy theory about aids and hiv. he said that the only way the virus managed to get from the gay population to the straight population was because of vampires drinking the blood of hiv gay men and then drinking the blood of straight people who would then effect straight people of the opposite sex. he's not the smartest of people.

The fact that he's one of your friends was all the proof we needed to be honest, but thanks for the story all the same ;)


Has anyone seen House of Numbers it's a film made by people who think that aids doesn't exist.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Poser » Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:51 pm

Big bump for this thread as it felt like the time was right.

I hate conspiracy theories, but I equally find them fascinating. A bit like watching a Jeremy Kyle show. They have almost become a guilty pleasure of mine as I read the ramblings of morons who can literally use any random sequence of numbers to prove anyone is doing anything.

The following is an excellent case in point, which posits that the Malaysian Air Crash was part of an Illuminati plot to cover up the fact that Dutch Royalty was smuggling the corpses of torture victims out of the country. On a passenger airliner, obviously. :fp:

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20 ... 97382.html

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1.Decomposing bodies inside crashed Malaysian Boeing MH17 from Netherlands -murdered/tortured/mutilated? days before July 17th.
2.Plan to start World War July 21th. 3.False Flag USA-NY-desarm Citizens July 22nd.
Reliable witnessmony of ukraine inhabitans tells, that inside the crash Malaysian Boeing 777 July 17th, there were decomposing bodies, dead already days before the departure.
The bodies could show signs of torture/mutilation. Prime Minister of Netherlands is accused of taking part in human hunting parties, there teenagers were hunted naked in Netherlands/Belgium, murdered and their male organs celebrating chierfully as hunting trophies.
Also dutch prince, king of Belgium, George Soros attended these human hunting parties, see information on itccs.org from July 14. Prime Minister of Netherlands is not arrested.
Dutch “royal family”, members of dutch church have been involved in seriemurders/torture of people since decades. Even other “royal” families are involved in seriemurders and definitely not suitable as heads of states. Jesuit Bergoglio-Pope Francis is one of recently convicted for seriemurder/torture/rape/trafficking of children – see itccs.org. Queen Elizabeth, fmr Pope – Joseph Ratzinger, Prime Minister of Canada, Harper, have been convicted for genocide 2013.
Both Malaysian Boeings 777 were ordered to be taken down by the same international group of people, Illuminati-New World Order.
I could tell directly at least 20-30 aircrafts Illuminati taken down from different countries as Brazil, Kazachstan, Polen, USA, UK, etc. Illuminati are anarchists, terrorists, satanists, warcriminals, behind the scenes provoking conflicts.
Malaysian airline signature is One World, there are uppside down three 6 as 666=Satan in the name and three red Illuminati triangles.
Number 777 is a significant number. Illuminati repeat often crimes and 18 (=666)years ago on July 17th 1996 they shot down another aircraft.
The Illuminati code for Nazi New World Order is number 8 =1+7, MH 17 on July 17th. Another typical Illuminati signiture is that the flight went to 33 000 feet=10.000 meter altitude, 33 is a special number for Illuminati (33 degree Freemason) and number 10 is the Illuminati cod for the massacre that they want to occure between now and their Nazi New World Order.
Both Malaysian Boeing 777 fligths March 8th and July 17 were meant to precede 5 days a huge False Flag that would start World War and lead to Nazi New World Order.
The False Flag in March 2014 was prevented and I will now try to prevent those comming False Flags that I can understand from Illuminati information in msn.com:
-A video today showed that the Illuminati want to start World War tomorrow and a russian book is mentioned so I warn especially Russia.
-A Picture and a video expressed that the Illuminati are planning a huge False Flag in the USA on July 22, 2014, they want to desarm the Citizens, most probably they are planning a high tech attack on the Statue Liberty in New York using HAARP (man made tornado), there is most probably thermate (nanothermite) left in the Statue of Liberty since the stopped False Flag Operation Independence July 4th, 2013 and July 22, 2014 the Illuminati are most probably planning to take down the Statue of Liberty by molecular dissociation in the same way as they took down the three buildings in New York on September 11, 2001 by controlled demolition. Probably they would accuse for July 22th some of their operatives such as Al-Queda.
In case the Illuminati will attack on July 21th/22th anyway, I will accuse Evelyn, his son David and other Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Dutch/British “royal families, high Jesuits and other Illuminati.
I will also forward this message to itccs central and to Rev Kevin Annett from itccs.org, who had information about the severe criminality of dutch “royal” family and others who are involved in satanic ritual murders in Netherlands/Belgium with regards to the witnessmony of ukraine citizens and the possibility that some victims of satanic ritual murders could have been placed in the space for bags on the Malaysian Boeing MH17.
I will forward this message also to airlines-police for possible investigation of the staff, who placed bags into the Malaysian Boeing MH 17 from July 17th.
I want to mention that I have warned police in Russia several months ago that the Illuminati were planning to attack Sevastopol in Crimea, probably with a nuclear bomb, which I could understand from msn.com and an european Illuminati channel.
Russia have a naval base in Sevastopol and some day after my message, Russians went to Sevastopol, falsely accused of an attack on Ukraine.
Probably Russia saw other signs such as that NATO forces are planning an attack on their naval
base in Sevastopol.
With Best Regards
Alexandra Jitka Brozikova
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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Preezy » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:31 pm

:lol: strawberry floating wackos :lol:

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by 1cmanny1 » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:37 pm

Pfft, non of you guys can prove them wrong. So this is totally legit.

Also shocking proof that the reptile queen is about to eat her next victims!
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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by OLIN » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:52 pm

[iup=1489453]Preezy[/iup] wrote:I once read this book (can't for the life of me remember what it was called) about a guy who travels back in time to meet Jesus. When the guy gets to Nazareth, he finds Jesus, who is actually just a normal man with, shall we say, extreme mental disabilities. But because the time traveller is such a believer in Jesus, he takes his place and ends up getting crucified, in order to keep the origins of the religion going.


Micheal Moorcock: Behold The Man?
It's thirty-odd years since I read that, but sounds about right - I'll have to dig it out.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Squinty » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:17 pm

Those conspiracy theories :lol:

Someone has made a hat out of tinfoil, and they are wearing it proudly.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by 1cmanny1 » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:46 am

We should have a bunch of links debunking the popular conspiracy theories. I would find that very useful.

For example here is a good one for the moon landings.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Yoshimi » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:12 am

Years ago I read about how Jimmy Saville was a pedophile, but he was untouchable until after his death because he had connections with a pedo ring within government, and arranged rent boys for a previous prime minister. Its looking more and more like that theory was true.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by The Grassy knoll » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:08 am

[iup=3516255]1cmanny1[/iup] wrote:We should have a bunch of links debunking the popular conspiracy theories. I would find that very useful.

For example here is a good one for the moon landings.



The thing is though (with the moon landings especially) some people distrust the government/NASA so much that no amount of evidence is going to convince them to believe otherwise. NASA could get real time film/pictures of the landing sites they would just say they were fake.

It's similar to debating with creationists.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Xeno » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:13 pm

I think Buzz Aldrin used the best method to debate with moon landing doubters.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Meep » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:21 pm

Speaking of realistic conspiracy theories...

I'm leaning towards the belief that the NASA and its associated agencies are part of a conspiracy to suppress domestic dissent in the UK and US. Monitoring about 80 percent of all communications seems like a really ineffectual way to detect secretive terror plots, however as means of monitoring ordinary communications of large groups of citizens it would be quite handy.

Say a bunch of students are planning to occupy government building or a trading floor and plan their actions through private email and messaging on phones (none of whom are expert in using encrypted communications like a real terrorist cell would be). Then they arrive there and a bunch of police just happen to be there to stop them. Add to this the development of companies like Apple and MS of remote kill switches for OSs and they could shut down communications between entire social groups online at the flick of a switch and hinder mass organisation through the internet.

I read recently that nineteen out of twenty votes in the US Congress are won by the side with the most money. If that's true then the ones controlling government are the wealthiest fraction of a percent in the country rather than the electorate. For such people, domestic dissent is a far greater threat than foreign terrorist could ever hope to be, so it would make sense for votes to favour policies that could be used to counter such a threat.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Preezy » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:22 pm

There's a conspiracy theory floating around facebook that the MH17 plane that was shot down was actually the missing MH37 plane :fp:

No evidence or sources, obviously, but that doesn't seem to make a difference for these nuts :dread:

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Rocsteady » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:38 pm

Had a long debate with a good friend last night who I found out believes in the 9/11 conspiracy theory because of the way the towers collapsed or some shite. :fp:

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by Pontius Pilate » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:09 pm

"Busted! MH-17 Was in Fact the 'Lost' Flight MH-370"

http://humansarefree.com/2014/07/busted ... h.html?m=0

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Squinty » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:30 pm

[iup=3516809]ianf[/iup] wrote:Had a long debate with a good friend last night who I found out believes in the 9/11 conspiracy theory because of the way the towers collapsed or some shite. :fp:


Is this the 'it was an inside job' theory. Because that one is hilarious.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Rocsteady » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:42 pm

Yeah apparently the secret services planted bombs at the base of the tower to make a controlled explosion. Quite a remarkable feat really.

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Squinty » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:41 pm

Pretty sure I saw planes fly into those buildings.

I know, holograms!

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PostRe: Conspiracy Theories
by Banjo » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:51 pm

[iup=3516881]ianf[/iup] wrote:Yeah apparently the secret services planted bombs at the base of the tower to make a controlled explosion. Quite a remarkable feat really.

I remember there being a BBC3 program a while back about conspiracy theorists believing that 9/11 was a government plot, and the program was all about indulging their crazy ideas. It was incredible, at every step of the way these everyday morons got to chat with people with practical knowledge of all the things they suspected, and then they still disregarded everything they said.

In particular there was this one dude who was convinced that thermite was used on the support beams of one of the towers, because look at how it collapses in on itself instead of toppling over. So they bring in an engineer with decades of experience working in the field who minutely catalogues how thermite works and how controlled demolitions work, why building collapse in certain ways etc. Brilliant to see this guy, who's clearly an expert in his field, so thoroughly and clearly explain it in a digestible manner. The moron's response afterwards? "Nah I don't believe him mate, still something suspicious about it". :lol: :fp:

The ego on display in conspiracy theorists is astonishing. Such thick people thinking they actually have a single clue as to how anything works.

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