The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

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by Zaichik » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:01 pm

Were you fisted or did he use a slipper?

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by Mockmaster » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:31 pm

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by Poser » Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:44 pm

[iup=3556653]Zaichik[/iup] wrote:Were you fisted


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by JimKT » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:32 am

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makez u fink!

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by Finiarél » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:48 pm

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These damn hackers! what will they do next?!


Gunna call someone a banana split and then post this.


" Wasn't me m8 must have been that 4ch*n fella "

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
by Hesk » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:58 pm

such insults of which are made to appear as having come from you!

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by Dowbocop » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:21 am

They use an ALGORITHM to go through all your fb posts and work out all your insecurities that only your supposed friends would know! Then they make them into insults to destroy REAL friendships because hackerz don't have any friends themselves and they r jealos!

Don't listen to them! I luv I all! I especially luv my best mate Laura who gave my ex a blowie! xxxxxx

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by Trelliz » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:35 am

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
by Poser » Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:55 pm

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:dread: :dread: :dread:

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:41 pm

:dread:

Dammit, it's copywrited, I was going to make millions selling tshirts of that to the victims :x

Don't share if u want granny 2 die

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by zXe » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:20 pm

:lol:

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by Rocsteady » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:50 pm

:lol:

strawberry floating hell.

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by Vermin » Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:20 pm

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by Moggy » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:27 pm

I bet u our all 2 kewl too repost dis.

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by Captain Kinopio » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:38 pm

Lollage

Time for adventure
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by Victor Mildew » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:41 pm

[iup=3566257]Moggy[/iup] wrote:I bet u our all 2 kewl too repost dis.

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DER IZ NO SPOON.

MAEKS U FINK HUH X

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by Fm » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:09 pm

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My name is Chris
I am three, 
My eyes are swollen 
I cannot see, 
I must be stupid 
I must be bad, 
What else could have made 
My daddy so mad? 
I wish I were better 
I wish I weren’t ugly, 
Then maybe my mommy 
Would still want to hug me. 
I can't do a wrong 
I can’t speak at all 
Or else I'm locked up 
All day long. 
When I'm awake I'm all alone 
The house is dark 
My folks aren't home 
When my mommy does come home 
I'll try and be nice, 
So maybe I'll just get 
One whipping tonight. 
I just heard a car 
My daddy is back 
From Charlies bar 
I hear him curse 
My name is called 
I press myself 
Against the wall 
I try to hide 
From his evil eyes 
I'm so afraid now 
I'm starting to cry 
He finds me weeping 
Calls me ugly words, 
He says its my fault 
He suffers at work 
He slaps and hits me 
And yells at me more, 
I finally get free 
And run to the door 
He's already locked it 
And I start to bawl, 
He takes me and throws me 
Against the hard wall 
I fall to the floor 
With my bones nearly broken, 
And my daddy continues 
With more bad words spoken, 
'I'm sorry!', I scream 
But its now much to late 
His face has been twisted 
Into a unimaginable shape 
The hurt and the pain 
Again and again 
O please God, have mercy! 
O please let it end! 
And he finally stops 
And heads for the door 
While I lay there motionless 
Sprawled on the floor 
My name is Chris 
I am three, 
Tonight my daddy 
Murdered me 
And you can help 
Sickens me to the soul, 
And if you read this 
and don't pass it on 
I pray for your forgiveness 
Because you would have to be 
One heartless person 
To not be affected 
By this Poem 
And because you are affected, 
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
by Moggy » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:15 pm

How did he write it if his daddy murdered him?

Seems a bit suspicious to me.

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by Moggy » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:20 pm

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It will take just 60 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on
vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color
and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body
of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left
him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this
window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present. Don't just hit LIKE but hit SHARE because somebody may need to read this!

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
by Victor Mildew » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:22 pm

Epilogue :lol:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.

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