Jamie Oliver: The Magazine

PostJamie Oliver: The Magazine by KK » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:40 pm

I'm not even making this up. The publication, entitled 'Jamie Magazine', is to go on sale December 4th in WHSmiths. He's financing the venture.

When approached this morning about the magazine, he was unavailable for comment. Something to do with having his head up his arse...

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **PuppetBoy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:42 pm

I hate him so much. Don't get me wrong, I suppose I can respect what he has done for school meals, but as a person he is a complete tosser.

I'm Jamie Oliver, and I take exception to poor people buying cheap food at supermarkets. You're all ignorant banana splits!

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by KK » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:50 pm

'What's new in Jamie's world'
'Your chance to buy Jamie's amazing Christmas ham'. (Win it? strawberry float off, you're going to have to buy it)

I just think it's taking self indulgence to a new level.

Does anyone think that he is attractive in a bizarre not when he's talking kinda way?

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Moggy** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:15 pm

FishFingers wrote:Does anyone think that he is attractive in a bizarre not when he's talking kinda way?

Joke account confirmed!

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **bear** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:00 pm

In fairness, thats a fine looking ham.

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **floydfreak** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:48 pm

he was alright when he first made it onto TV now he is an annoying banana split

Fat tongued banana split.

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Jax** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:13 pm

Oh now he can just strawberry float off.

I found the cover of the next issue:

"Why you should hate them too" :lol:

I was in tears!!!

Yet if I was that pompous and rich I would release a mag with my name and face on too. :oops:

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Steve** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:50 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:I found the cover of the next issue:

I was going to stick some more jokes on it but I couldn't stand looking at the banana splits face any longer.

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Jax** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:28 pm

Very good. :lol:

Amazing stuff FE. :lol:

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **SEP** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:42 pm

Might as well just by Fiesta magazine, as that is also full of pictures of banana splits.

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Oxx** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:43 pm

I for one would like to hear Brad Pitt's views on steak.

But yes, that FE shop is immense.

PostRe: Jamie Oliver: The Magazine by **Iron Nan** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:49 pm

I really don't want to see the centrefolds for this magazine.

Jamie Oliver: The Magazine

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