Musical Abominations...

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **PuppetBoy** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:05 am

I'm pleased to discover I'm not the only one who hates Duffy. Her voice makes me spasm. And not in a good way.

Also, Mr. Blobby. I'm really sorry for posting this.

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4[/youtubeuk]

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Turok** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:38 am

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **PuppetBoy** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:43 am

Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

Waah! That's awful!

What the strawberry float is up with that man/pig/cowthing?

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Turok** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:48 am

They have a myspace, but I still don't believe they're real.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=85699815

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Lex-Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:00 am

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ItoI8mINIO0[/youtubeuk]

I found this offensive.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Lex-Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:04 am

Also:

channel 4 wrote: 1. The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
2. The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
3. Agadoo - Black Lace
4. Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
5. Fast Food Song - The Fast Food Rockers
6. Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
7. Because We Want To - Billie
8. Barbie Girl - Aqua
9. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
10. Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
11. Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville
12. Look At Me - Gerri Halliwells
13. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
- Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett
14. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
15. Sacred Trust - One True Voice
16. Against All Odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
17. Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
18. 5,6,7,8 - Steps
19. Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice)
- Smokie feat. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
20. Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson
21. There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir
22. Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies
23. Earth Song - Michael Jackson
24. The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh
25. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
26. No Way No Way - Vanilla
27. Wannabe - The Spice Girls
28. For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
29. Mama - Who Da Man? - Richard Blackwood
30. Can I Touch You There? - Michael Bolton
31. The Birdie Song - The Tweets
32. Suspicious Minds - Gareth
33. Diamond Lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle
34. Lucky - Britney Spears
35. Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
36. Believe - Cher
37. Macarena - Los Del Rio
38. Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina
39. Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast
40. Y Viva Espania - Sylvia
41. Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome
42. Can We Fix It? - Bob the Builder
43. Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
44. Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre
45. Chick, Chick, Chicken - Natalie Casey
46. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
47. Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
48. Grandad - Clive Dunn
49. Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
50. Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday - Boney M
51. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
52. Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road) - Des O'Connor
53. Girl, You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
54. Out Of Your Mind - Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
55. Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre
56. Back Home - England World Cup Squad
57. Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
58. MmmBop - Hanson
59. Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
60. I Wanna Be A Hippy - Technohead
61. Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis
62. I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
63. We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
64. Star Trekkin - The Firm
65. Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
66. Doop - Doop
67. We Are The World - USA for Africa
68. Give Me Your Body - The Chippendales
69. I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue
70. Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex
71. The Floral Dance - Terry Wogan
72. I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip
73. We Will Rock You - Five feat. Queen
74. Dirrty - Cristina Aguilera
75. Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Middler
76. No Limits - 2 Unlimited
77. I Wanna Sex U Up - Color Me Badd
78. The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
79. Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
80. So Macho - Sinitta
81. American Pie - Madonna
82. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
83. We Built This City - Starship
84. Let's Get Ready To Rhumble - PJ and Duncan
85. Love And Tears - Naomi Campbell
86. Save Your Love - Rene and Renato
87. Saturday Night - Whigfield
88. Hello - Lionel Richie
89. Remember You're A Womble - The Wombles
90. MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
91. I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls
92. Vindaloo - Fat Les
93. Ebony And Ivory - Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder
94. My Toot Toot - Denise la Salle
95. Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen
96. Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz
97. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid II
98. Rabbit - Chas and Dave
99. C'est la Vie - Bewitched
100. Spaceman - Babylon Zoo

The one hundred worst songs from channel four

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/t ... sults.html

edit: How many have you bought?

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Turok** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:09 am

I have the Spaceman single somewhere, and TBH I like the intro bit. The rest of the song is a bit meh though.

I like how many of those songs where at the top of charts for several weeks in some countries.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **blackoutHERO** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:29 am

Green Day really pull on my nuts.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Danzig** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:38 am

Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

Gutted that you beat me to posting it! That entire song is now one big in-joke with my friends. The 'liar' bit half-way through may be the greatest thing ever.

lex-man wrote:
The one hundred worst songs from channel four

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/t ... sults.html

edit: How many have you bought?

Some of those are really good songs.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **mokeyjoe** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:47 am

Cuban Pete wrote:
Elfin Flummux wrote:The song titled 'Babycakes'.

This wins the thread.

THIS!

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Christopher** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:49 am

Eminem.

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58[/youtubeuk]

:lol:

Anyone got a link to that Scottish Chav doing that "Hey you" or something.

I remember one lyric where he goes "Am ganee pump ya maaam"

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Octoroc** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:30 pm

What about "Biff! Baff! Boff! (We're Celebrities)" by David Van Day and Timmy Mallet?

Festive Exception wrote:[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58[/youtubeuk]

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **floydfreak** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:33 pm

Loire wrote:

Scooter and Status Quo - two wrongs don't make a right.

agreed thats just awful :twisted:

anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Abs** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:40 pm

Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.

WTF.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **Alvin Flummux** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:45 pm

floydfreak wrote:anything by Neyo

Because Of You was a fantastic track.

PostRe: Musical Abominations... by **floydfreak** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:47 pm

Octoroc wrote:What about "Biff! Baff! Boff! (We're Celebrities)" by David Van Day and Timmy Mallet?

kill them kill them

"biff!!, baff! boff! We're Celebritites" well i see 2 banana splits

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