Dear Nintendo,
Please do not make another Super Mario Maker game.
Yours ever lovingly,
TWA
Er. So erm.......... wat.
Wow.
Firstly. Sorry I wasn't about tonight. I've been really busy the last few days and today just sucked the life away from me. Not sure my heart could take classic Cheeky rage. Last week I thought he was going to kill me. I wrote week. It was two weeks ago. Thats my brain at the mo.
I honestly don't know how I've come out on top here.
Finally evil has vanquished the light of OSC. I have my revenge.
It was a good stream. I enjoyed Devlin breaking and fixing my levels all at once. As a wise man once said when playing Rocket League "what a save!" Obviously I designed them with such safety measures.
Secondly. Thank you to the people who voted for me. You are fools. I mean really? REALLY? The others were robbed and should ask for a refund. Oh wait. The competition was free. Hahaha. Suck it losers. Honestly I dunno why I won over you guys. I thought OSC bomb for clues level was just pretty much a masterpiece. And Chipz, that 40 Secs pushed very hard at the top. Tip for this level Dev- When you get the key you cant jump down off the vine and not have to wait. Saves you a number of secs. Also Dev, in my Yoshi water level, just eat one fire from Bowser and go down and shoot the row of bombs at the bottom. Its much much easier that way. And as for eating the bones from the doors......... what are you doing man?
OSC and Chipz have been fantastic. At times across the competition I've felt both have been hard done by at certain points. Probably because Jawa voted without playing the levels.
So it felt right the both of you should be here. I'm just surprised to have beaten you both. Although not as surprised as I am that I didn't end up level with someone.
And finally.....
Thank you Devlin. I dont know what madness it is that drives you to do this. But I am grateful for all the effort you have put into not just this year but the previous 2 competitions. I can stand alongside Jazzem "no really, this magikoopa
is a boss fight" Jizzem and OldSoul "head the POW blocks" Cyborg as a winner of this incredible event. An event that is totally clean and not corrupt in anyway. You should be a hero to mankind. But instead you are stuck here hosting a competition for nerds to make Mario levels and get watched by often single digit figure numbers of viewers. So instead you're just a hero to me.
So thank you. I'm sorry for all the pain I've caused you. But thats often how love works.
From,
Your special bastard
P.S. Lime, I hope you are doing ok chum.
VOTE LIME