So other than the button mappings being demonstrably wrong (maybe you can remap but I will just adapt it's fine really...)
- I'm a sorcerer so I can blast things and it is fun (when the lock on isn't being garbage)
- I've bought a house key and inventory management so my next goal is to buy the ability to repair things at a bonfire (because weapon degradation is apparently a mechanic that half exists)
- I turned off the camera auto wall recovery which was enabled by default and the game seemed to improve drastically; I could actually make a jump where previously the camera kept snapping left on a door frame and changing my direction
- My partner explained humanity and kindling; obtuse is putting it lightly
- Yes I still hate the menu UX
...Legitimately I'm having fun so far
It's already a lot better than DS2 as I haven't been shot in the back on every other staircase! I think discovering I got on better with sorcery in Elden Ring has helped a lot too.