Fish breaks a teenagers jaw

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Gandalf** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:44 pm

Puffin wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Puffin wrote:It's also been annoucned that a number of celebs will be visiting him in Hospital.

Cod Stewart
Prawn Connery
Mussel Crowe
Pikel Jackson
Skate Moss
Prawn Bean
Pike Lee
Heidi Clam
Shiley Bassey
David Ducodney
Nicole Squidman
Squid Rock
Kylie Minnow
Finnie Driver
MC Hammerhead
Sole Campbell

You forgot:

Peter Tenchley
Fergal Sharky
Whale Gibson
Tiger(shark) Woods

Is Whale Gibson, meant to be Mel Gibson.

If so, Well done.

Zing!

You're forgetting the most important one: Geri Halibut.

Okay, does anyone know where that 'punny' name is from? It's games-related, you'll have to go back in time 10+ years.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **abcd** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:54 pm

James Pond?
Robocod?

Stu wrote:James Pond?
Robocod?

Nope. More indirectly games-related.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Thongings** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:59 pm

What a pussy.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Gandalf** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:04 pm

Fleetwood Mackerel are putting on a concert to raise funds for him. In a recent report he said he's been buoyed by the news.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Denster** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:11 pm

Serves him right for piscine about on boats.

What a load of carp.

(I can't believe I'm actually the first to use that pun. Your standards are slipping.)

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Denster** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:15 pm

You need knocking off your perch, eighty. You're an annoying basstard.

Silver Asian carp? I think this was a terrorist attack.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Nova** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:22 pm

Poor kid, he was having such a whale of a time.

Denster wrote:You need knocking off your perch, eighty. You're an annoying basstard.

Lets Celebrate Good Times Salmon.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Qikz** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:27 pm

Oh well, Carpe diem.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **That** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:51 pm

Fish pun.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Banjo** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:58 pm

Eighthours wrote:What a load of carp.

(I can't believe I'm actually the first to use that pun. Your standards are slipping.)

But that's a terrible one. Plus, carp was used in the first reply, we were all trying to be unique and think of a different fish. Unlike some lazy buggers :roll:

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Osito** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:03 pm

Don't believe it. It's a load of pollocks.

:fp:

Sorry.

Banjo wrote:
Eighthours wrote:What a load of carp.

(I can't believe I'm actually the first to use that pun. Your standards are slipping.)

But that's a terrible one. Plus, carp was used in the first reply, we were all trying to be unique and think of a different fish. Unlike some lazy buggers

That's true. I've spent most of the afternoon trying to think of a celebrity whose name vaguely resembles scampi, calamari, or kippers, but all I could come up with was Michael Fish - and then someone else beat me to the punch anyway. This punning stuff is harder than it looks.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Banjo** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:19 pm

I'm going to have to read this thread through again just so I can utilise a fish that hasn't been exploited yet.

PostRe: Fish breaks a teenagers jaw by **Rog** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:26 pm

Getting hit in the face with a fish is nothing! Wait till you get spanked round the chops with a slimy conga eel. It was me that almost got sacked for it too!

This whole affair is troutrageous.

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