Welcome once more to another year of glorious celebrity sacrifices.
Last year's efforts were definitely less impressive than
2016's, so we really need to ramp up the offerings to appease the Blood Gods once more, lest they decide to look unfavourably upon us
2018 Sacrifices:Jon Paul Steur (Klingon)
Chris Tsangarides (Music producer)
John Young (spaceman)
Fast Eddie (Motordead)
Cyrille Regis (footballer)
Dolores O'Riordan (Cranberry singer)
Jimmy Armfield (ye olden days footballer)
Mark E Smith (singer)
Harold Lew Lewis (actor)
John Mahoney (Frasier’s Dad)
Reg Cathey (actor)
Liam Miller (ex-footballer)
Billy Graham (American evangelist)
Emma Chambers (actress)
Roger Bannister (oldey timey runner)
Davide Astori (Italian footballer)
David Ogden Stiers (actor)
Trevor Baylis (inventor, wind up merchant)
Sir Ken Dodd (comedian)
Professor Stephen Hawking (scientist)
Jim Bowen (TV presenter)
Bill Maynard (actor, played Greengrass and err...)
Ray Wilkins (ex-footballer, pundit, Uncle Fester lookalike)
Eric Bristow (Darts bloke)
R. Lee Ermey (Sergeant Hartman, scary man)
Dale Winton (supermarket sweeper)
Barbara Bush (former First Lady)
Avicii (DJ)
Verne Troyer (Mini-me)
Scott Hutchison (Frightened Rabbit singer)
Tessa Jowell (politician)
Margot Kidder (actress, Superman’s squeeze)
Tom Wolfe (author)
Kate Spade (fashion designer)
Peter Stringfellow (nightclub owner)
Anthony Bourdain (chef)
Vinnie Paul (musician)
Joe Jackson (Michael Jackson’s Dad, right wrong’n)
Barry Chuckle (world class entertainer)
Aretha Franklin (Queen of Soul)
Kofi Annan (former UN Secretary General)
John McCain (US Senator and Presidential candidate)
Jacqueline Pearce (actress)
Burt Reynolds (actor)
Dennis Norden (tv host)
Chas Hodges (musician, rabbit)
Al Matthews (actor, Sgt. Apone
)
Peter Brackley (football commentator)
Paul Allen (Microsoft founder. No, the other one)
Stan Lee (comic book legend)
John Bluthal (actor)
George Bush Snr (former US President)
Pete Shelley (Buzzcocks frontman)
Paddy Ashdown (politician)
June Whitfield (actress)