The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Preezy]

Yep, I'm actually surprised at the "mind your own business" comments. If kids are potentially at risk then there's no discussion to be had, just get it reported and let the authorities decide.

The authorities that done so well with the likes of baby p?

You're absolutely right, best just leave kids to get neglected and abused in case the authorities mess up in less than 0.1% of their cases.

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moar lik Rapidly-WRONG am i rite

[Moggy]

Yep, I'm actually surprised at the "mind your own business" comments. If kids are potentially at risk then there's no discussion to be had, just get it reported and let the authorities decide.

The authorities that done so well with the likes of baby p?

A case from 11 years ago is hardly evidence that all social services are useless. The baby P case showed the failures of social services to deal with a case of abuse but it also really showed why cases should be reported and dealt with. Some parents are horrible banana splits, ignoring abuse only leads to tragedy.

[LewisD]

Having some guy knock on our door asking if they were in, I said they don’t live here, then he knocked again 10 mins later.

Sorry but this one made me chuckle.
He's either very thick, or drugged up, or he must have assumed you were lying

[Victor Mildew]

Having some guy knock on our door asking if they were in, I said they don’t live here, then he knocked again 10 mins later.

Sorry but this one made me chuckle.
He's either very thick, or drugged up, or he must have assumed you were lying

I'd take that to be more he was scoping the house out and checking back to see if he'd gone out yet.

[jawafour]

Neighbour dicks are blasting out music / TV again; two hours so far. Hugely frustrating as, from past experience, it'll probably go on all evening now and I'd planned to watch the Eurovision Song Contest in my living room. Not gonna let it stop me, though - noise log updated and am wearing my PS4 headphones to listen to the TV; albeit I have to sit right in front of the screen 'cos the headset lead is only short .

Even wearing headphones with the sound at a reasonable volume, I can still hear their noise.

[Green Gecko]

The year is 2718 and I am adding an entry to the noise log. I am wearing my PSX2 headphones to stave off the sonic assault but I fear the fumes will return soon.

[Vermilion]

It was all quiet this morning, oh so quiet, like the start of that Bjork song.

Then stool bloke emerged and started up the loudest bloody hedge trimmer you can possibly imagine!

I hate sundays.

[Rapidly-Greying]

Stool bloke

[Buffalo]

What a piece of gooseberry fool.

[Vermilion]

He went back to his stool when he finished creating a disturbance, and stayed there for the rest of the day.

Then the local brats emerged from their houses for yet another day of endless screeching.

[Dual]

Go and sit next to him. Maybe he just wants someone to talk to.

[Vermilion]

No chance, today i saw the bloke next door had sat down with him and they looked to be bff's (not the first time that's happened either).

That said, the idiot joined to me seems to have turned his attention to the guys two doors down as the dog has been left to howl for hours against their wall this evening instead of mine.

[Rapidly-Greying]

My fat bottomed neighbor had a word with me yesterday about the noise my tap or boiler apparently makes when I'm running hot water. 1 I haven't noticed it you fat bottomed banana split and 2 I hear every step and thump you, your daughter and your rat faced strawberry floating dogs make, and you've no idea how too close a strawberry floating door properly you fat bottomed strawberry floating common as muck banana split.


Ahhh,it's good to vent.

[Rapidly-Greying]

And 3 your boyfriend/fiancee/brother a strawberry floating fucktard gooseberry fool banana split with a face for radio and all the charm of a festering corpse on a warm strawberry floating day.

[Vermilion]

and you've no idea how too close a strawberry floating door properly

This seems to be quite widespread these days, perhaps it's time to teach 'how not to slam a door' in schools?

[Drumstick]

Everyone here just seems to love slamming car doors, it's mind-blowingly irritating.

[Tsunade]

I saw the old git outside, he was coming back from his car whilst I was watering my plants on my windowsill, of course he was looking straight up at my windows being as nosy as possible as always.

He's been really noisy as of late, he's been shouting a lot at around 10pm for the past week, which is even more of a nuisance with it being SATs week for Ella, I'm lucky he hasn't woke her up.

[Squinty]

Everyone here just seems to love slamming car doors, it's mind-blowingly irritating.

This post has actually made me conscious that I might be doing this with my door and car. I'm thinking I might be a bad neighbour

[Jenuall]

Car doors I would have a bit more forgiveness for, obviously people shouldn't be complete dicks about it and slam the door with all their might, but most cars will have two stage latches on the doors that do require a reasonable amount of force to fully engage - you can't gently ease a car door shut and expect the latch to fully engage.

Doors in houses there is no excuse for - just shut them quietly FFS!